Since I'm in the habit of stealing journal stuff from , here's another thing.

If I were a month I would be December. To all things comes an end.

If I were a day of the week I would be saturday, where one can laze away after a busy week.

If I were a time of day I would be the night in general.

If I were a planet I would be Neptune. Far away in a corner, cold, and inhospitable.

If I were a sea animal I would be a manta ray.

If I were a direction I would be down. Feet on the ground.

If I were a mythical creature I would be a dragon. or a vampire. or a vampire dragon, hmm....

If I were a musical instrument I would be a bad one.

If I were an animal I would be a bat.

If I were a color I would be black.

If I were an emotion I would be contempt

If I were a vegetable I would be a rotten tomato

If I were a sound I would be a whisper.

If I were an element I would be arsenic

If I were a car I would be defective.

If I were a song I would be Bob Dylan - Man in the long black coat.

If I were a movie I would be Sin City

If I were a book I would be "The Call of Cthulhu and other weird stories" - H.P. Lovecraft

If I were a food I would be Pasta with parmezano cheese. Simple but tasty.

If I were a place I would be Area 51. Intruder alert! Back away slowly!

If I were a taste I would be Salt

If I were a scent I would be making you sneeze.

If I were a religion I would be illegal.

If I were a word I would be "Oojah"

If I were a body part I would be a left eye.

If I were a facial expression I would be a gaze into the distance

If I were a subject in school I would be followed only by die-hard enthusiasts.

If I were a cartoon character I would be X-men's Apocalypse.

If I were a shape I would be three dimensional.

If I were a number I would be odd.

If I were an item of clothing I would be a long black leather coat, that you can wrap yourself into.

If I were a piece of jewelery I would be a signet ring.

If I were a clothing accessory I would be a glove.